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Post by xenotrickster on Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:48 am

Just bought the lighter TODAY, for my medicine. Invited a friend over to share and he took my only fire.

Store is closed and I have a sad injustice sitting in front of me.


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Post by Nyxy on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:37 pm

lol all my wut

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Post by El Queso on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:42 pm

Use the stove man.

....I've had to do it before...... blows so hard.
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Post by Agent of Change on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:52 pm

Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
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Post by Nyxy on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:56 pm

Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
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Post by Agent of Change on Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:04 pm

Nyxy wrote:
Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
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No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.


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Post by Nyxy on Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:16 pm

Agent of Change wrote:
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating and inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

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Post by xenotrickster on Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:50 pm

Agent of Change wrote:
Nyxy wrote:
Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
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No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha
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Post by Agent of Change on Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:08 pm

xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha

I am so sorry for your loss here is a song to console you. little though it may help.

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Post by Viking Jack on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:08 pm

Agent of Change wrote:
Nyxy wrote:
Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
\

No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with

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Post by xenotrickster on Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:06 pm

Agent of Change wrote:
xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha

I am so sorry for your loss here is a song to console you. little though it may help.
MC Chris is the shit!

Also, I vow to flay the offender and drain him of blood till he dies.
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Post by Agent of Change on Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:06 pm

that's my boy Xeno!! Twisted Evil

Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with

for me this confirms three things:

1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!
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Post by Nyxy on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:13 pm

Agent of Change wrote:that's my boy Xeno!! Twisted Evil

Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with

for me this confirms three things:

1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!

For me this confirms three things:

1. I like lists
b. Purple isn't a food
iii. rendeer

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Post by longshot on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:17 pm

omg nyxy lol!
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Post by xenotrickster on Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:25 pm

Bacon is red
Roses are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon

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Post by jazzycat on Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:29 am

I'd like to order a glass of bacon please.
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Post by Nyxy on Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:05 am

xenotrickster wrote:
Edit to confess my undying love for nyxy.
Aww! Thank you!

Here's a happy little frog:

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Post by Agent of Change on Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:41 am

Nyxy wrote:For me this confirms three things:

1. I like lists
b. Purple isn't a food
iii. rendeer

further lists

9. fuck you
Z. Pewee is best Pony
#. I accidentally an asteroid

Picture.

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Post by Nyxy on Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:01 pm

Agent of Change wrote:

further lists

9. fuck you
Z. Pewee is best Pony
#. I accidentally an asteroid

Picture.


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Post by Agent of Change on Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:03 pm

touche
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Post by xenotrickster on Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:47 pm

jazzycat wrote:I'd like to order a glass of bacon please.



It even has green shit in it!
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Post by hunter5991 on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:09 am

IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!

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Post by longshot on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:58 am

... and with that, its time for a market update.

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Post by Nyxy on Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:01 am

Here are your orders:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGstHASo1t4

(safe for work)
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Post by Ferc Polo on Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:05 am

piece of paper...or tightly wrapped paper towel. Like 4 sheets rolled into a tight taper. Light the end on the stove. Use.

Keep the cherry. lol.
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