My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
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Viking Jack
Agent of Change
El Queso
Nyxy
xenotrickster
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My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Just bought the lighter TODAY, for my medicine. Invited a friend over to share and he took my only fire.
Store is closed and I have a sad injustice sitting in front of me.
Driveways: You don't drive on them, and it's not a 'way'; discuss.
Store is closed and I have a sad injustice sitting in front of me.
Driveways: You don't drive on them, and it's not a 'way'; discuss.
xenotrickster- Posts : 82
Join date : 2012-07-06
Age : 39
Location : The Moon
Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Use the stove man.
....I've had to do it before...... blows so hard.
....I've had to do it before...... blows so hard.
El Queso- Posts : 86
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Age : 36
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
\Nyxy wrote:Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."
It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.
but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.
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Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."
It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.
but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating and inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.
Whatever we are doing, I want in!
Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:\Nyxy wrote:Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."
It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.
but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.
And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha
xenotrickster- Posts : 82
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha
I am so sorry for your loss here is a song to console you. little though it may help.
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:\Nyxy wrote:Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.
You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."
It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.
but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.
duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with
Viking Jack- Posts : 497
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
MC Chris is the shit!Agent of Change wrote:xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha
I am so sorry for your loss here is a song to console you. little though it may help.
Also, I vow to flay the offender and drain him of blood till he dies.
xenotrickster- Posts : 82
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
that's my boy Xeno!!
for me this confirms three things:
1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!
Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with
for me this confirms three things:
1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:that's my boy Xeno!!Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with
for me this confirms three things:
1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!
For me this confirms three things:
1. I like lists
b. Purple isn't a food
iii.
longshot- Posts : 883
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Bacon is red
Roses are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon
Edit to confess my undying love for nyxy.
Roses are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon
Edit to confess my undying love for nyxy.
xenotrickster- Posts : 82
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
I'd like to order a glass of bacon please.
jazzycat- Posts : 416
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Aww! Thank you!xenotrickster wrote:
Edit to confess my undying love for nyxy.
Here's a happy little frog:
Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Nyxy wrote:For me this confirms three things:
1. I like lists
b. Purple isn't a food
iii.
further lists
9. fuck you
Z. Pewee is best Pony
#. I accidentally an asteroid
Picture.
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
Agent of Change wrote:
further lists
9. fuck you
Z. Pewee is best Pony
#. I accidentally an asteroid
Picture.
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
jazzycat wrote:I'd like to order a glass of bacon please.
It even has green shit in it!
xenotrickster- Posts : 82
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!
hunter5991- Posts : 57
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
... and with that, its time for a market update.
longshot- Posts : 883
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Re: My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.
piece of paper...or tightly wrapped paper towel. Like 4 sheets rolled into a tight taper. Light the end on the stove. Use.
Keep the cherry. lol.
Keep the cherry. lol.
Ferc Polo- Posts : 383
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