My buddy took my lighter, I wanna kill him.

Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

Nyxy wrote:

Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.

Agent of Change wrote:
No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating and inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

Agent of Change wrote:

Nyxy wrote:

Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.

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No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha

Agent of Change wrote:

Nyxy wrote:

Agent of Change wrote:Clearly, The only solution is to swear bloody, undying vengeance on him and his line until the end of time.

You said the same thing when that duck stole the bread of your sandwich. Now we're no longer welcome at the park.

\

No i believe I said, "It is imperative I crush that villain and stamp out his line for now and all time in the name of decency and bread loving peoples everywhere."

It's clearly different, much like "I will hunt you and your spawn down to clear the gene pool of your corrupting influence." was a completely different and fully justified response to someone buying the last copy of the MLP:FiM first season box set just before I arrived.

but we are digressing the larger point is that fire stealing scum is clearly a threat to civilization and the very fabric of society. Fire, the first and most important of technologies, and to disrespect a man who, verily, took upon himself his very own quest for fire and then to rob him of such flame before he has truly the chance to employ the fruits of his labor is a heinous crime against not just one man but all of man. Truly a Prometheus Arnold of the modern day who must be dealt with harshly as the old gods would before such poisonous sentiments as fire stealing spread far and wide creating an inevitable collapse of all I hold dear.

Agent of Change wrote:

xenotrickster wrote:And this is why I love these forums. Hahaha

I am so sorry for your loss here is a song to console you. little though it may help.

Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with

Agent of Change wrote:that's my boy Xeno!!

Viking Jack wrote:duno why but after reading this i want to grab a musket, attach a bayonet and charge like a zealous madman at the first thing or person i dont feel comfortable with

for me this confirms three things:

1. My motivational skill remains unmatched pause for everyone to bask in my Awesome
2. Your Moniker is well chosen
3. You do belong with the Dead men!

xenotrickster wrote:
Edit to confess my undying love for nyxy.

Nyxy wrote:For me this confirms three things:

1. I like lists
b. Purple isn't a food
iii.

Agent of Change wrote:

further lists

9. fuck you
Z. Pewee is best Pony
#. I accidentally an asteroid

Picture.

jazzycat wrote:I'd like to order a glass of bacon please.