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Post by Vanity on Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:04 am

"How do I land". - random guy.

"The Panther is a Bitch's bomber". - Xron/Neioxet

"How the hell do I aim?" - random guy. ( first week of game on steam)

"The Viper is the Lady's fighter". Xron/Neioxet

"The Sidewinder is missilicious". Vanity

"Swordfish is estrogen escort". - Xron/Vanity/Neioxet

More coming...
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Xron on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:34 am

AHAHA
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Post by longshot on Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:28 am

"My first CA game of the night, and I have to peel off dozens of carrier leeches" - a dedicated defender a week back on the Euro server, wish I'd caught his/her name. Carrier leech is such an apt description for a well-piloted bomber.
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Vanity on Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:42 am

I'm a drifting virgin - I think Nico above the law said this.
Why are there no more turrets? - random guy/gal
I will edit this post to add some more later. It's getting a bit late
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Loki on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:20 am

AgentofChange: "How could you let your kill count get higher than anyone on my team!?"
Loki: "If you don't like my kill count, you know the proper way to file a complaint"

"He's sitting on top of the carrier with a Swordfish. ...Out of context, that may be one of the weirdest things I have ever said." - Loki

Jazzycat: "We always seem to just miss each other on Vent. Like two ships passing!"
Loki: "That's better than two kidney stones passing..."
Complex Lain: *spit take*

"I'm 4 shots in and my girlfriend is changing in the room; I'm trying to look at the game, booze, and boobs!" - Lord Static

"Abstractness, that's just cruel! *cough* Killin' a guy when he's trying to take a hit!" - Snubby

EveryRookieEvar: "How do I x, y, or z?"
Loki: "moonbreakers.forumotion.com"
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by SuPerKen on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:20 pm

lol awesome
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Agent of Change on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:23 pm

"A couple dozen people with almost nothing better to do cried out suddenly and were silenced." - myself, following a crash

AgentofChange: "How could you let your kill count get higher than anyone on my team!?"
Loki: "If you don't like my kill count, you know the proper way to file a complaint"
AgentofChange: "I did file a complaint several times, with my quad machine guns."
Loki: "Yeah but not with me."
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by hunter5991 on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:39 pm

Random newb during top-tier free week: "hunter! Why the &$@& are you flying a sidewinder? That thing can't kill @&?&"
Me: oh really?
(tripled his kills)

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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Viking Jack on Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:26 pm

here are some of my obnoxious quotes that will turn into a real master of the asshatery arts in no time!

when the teams arent very balanced in my favor
''this teams is less balanced than nazi germany vs poland''(no offense to polish players but that was a massacre and i hope its doesnt happen again)
''i ve seen more balanced battles between nazi germany and france!''(ditto to all french players)

when some oportunistic dirty communist decides to take my prey

[insert shameless pinko name here] you are a kill stealing judas!

[looks into score list and sees more than 10 assist] holy mother of... 12 assist you are all a bunch of kill stealing judases!

when some ninja wanna be ambushes me

[insert testicleless pilot name here]you are a back pokin snake!

[same as above] backstabing fraud!

some times those beings cannot understand they are acting like a shameless rogue and take offense when you try to persuade them of using more manly tactics

so i suggest being a little considerate and with a modern english gentleman voice say to them

''you sir are a coward and a ruffian!''
when i take revenge upon those frack ninjas...

i hope i didn't scare you with my head 2 head dogfighting!

and thats for now im tired...


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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by longshot on Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:57 pm

I prefer "You sir, are a cad and a bounder"
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Vanity on Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:56 pm

I can see that this thread will soon be filled with hilarious quotes. Razz
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by jazzycat on Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:32 am

"&@#$%!@&#%&##!!!" —jazzycat, starting your mornings/ending your evenings with a healthy dose of Gamers' Tourettes!

jazzycat: "Potato!"
Snubby: "Oh look, Jazzy's learnt to count to potato!"
jazzycat: "FU, Snubby..."

"Goodbye, Lain...." —Snubby.

"Oh my god! What was that? What just HAPPENED, jazzy?!" —Complex Lain, upon successfully hitting with a torp with a scrambling rage cat on his bomber's tail, lol... ye olde bastard!

"Damn you, Loki..."
"Yep."
—Loki being a tricksy nuisance, as usual.
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by ZigZagJoe on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:52 am

"That's no moon!" - No idea who. Lol'd.

Also.

Zap. Zap Zap. Zap.

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Post by opcow on Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:21 am

"Holy **** that's not a Mamba!" -me after flying head on into a Krait's guns

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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Verkytr on Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:29 am

"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer

"Oh **** ! It's Zhoul ! We're screwed !" -- Almond-Stash (or something like that)

"How do you rank up?" -- Random newcomer

"There you are, Verktology !" -- Nico Above the Law

"Hello, Verk", Nico said. "Hello, Nico", Verk replied. *Looked behind* "Oh **** ! I am screwed !" -- Verk vs Nico in a match XD

"Not now ! Not now !" -- Verkytr, chasing down ace bombers firing torps

"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD

"Bomber, Bomber, Bomber !" -- Pretty much anyone these days lol XD

"*Cackling laugh*" -- Verkytr, as always lol


Last edited by Verkytr on Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:08 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Added another hilarious quotes)
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Agent of Change on Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:39 am

Verkytr wrote:"Oh **** ! It's Zhoul ! We're screwed !" -- Almond-Stash (or something like that)

lol! ROFL lol!

Or more commonly:

Oh shite it's zhoul! ... frack, he's on my team I'm not aloud to kill him. -A bunch of Vent users

Vent user: I'm On Zhoul!
Zhouls teammate: Okay I'll wait til your done.
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Xron on Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:21 am

Xron: [Pulls up behind Nico]
Nico: OH ****
Xron: [Insta kills Nico]
This doesn't sound that funny... until it happens ten times a match... for twenty matches straight.
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Post by bbarley76 on Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:17 am

Agent of Change wrote:"A couple dozen people with almost nothing better to do cried out suddenly and were silenced." - myself, following a crash

I was on that night and I think every single person on Vent was laughing pretty hard. Good times
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Marvin Swarve on Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:20 am

"I'm not flying with a team called Toilet Paper" of (TP)- The Swarve

"So how do I attach (insert team tag) to my screen name?" - Hopeful pilot(s) unaware of recruitment process.

"F you Marv" - Jazzycat
"F you Marv" - Snubby
"F you Marv" - Nico
etc...
My ship usually explodes at this point.

Amusing names...
MyBalls have augered in.
SaggingBalls need support

In fact any name with Balls in it has huge amusement potential





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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Snubby on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:54 pm

"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD

if you have never heard this, you are in for a treat. What a Face
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Verkytr on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:18 am

Snubby wrote:
"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD

if you have never heard this, you are in for a treat. What a Face

You can always hop in vent to hear me say this lol XDDD.

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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Marvin Swarve on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:06 am

Lots of balls on Euro west = funtime
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by PilotPirx on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:40 pm

Verkytr wrote:"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer

"Where do I put the flag ?" -- PilotPirx

Ok, I got the damned thing and it was the first time. (btw: none of you was of any help). So I flew inside the carrier. No effect. So I Alt-Tabbed and had to friggin google it. Eventually I got the Flag at it's place Razz

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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Agent of Change on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:50 pm

PilotPirx wrote:
Verkytr wrote:"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer

"Where do I put the flag ?" -- PilotPirx

Ok, I got the damned thing and it was the first time. (btw: none of you was of any help). So I flew inside the carrier. No effect. So I Alt-Tabbed and had to friggin google it. Eventually I got the Flag at it's place Razz

To be fair you were not the first nor will you be the last to have uttered that particular phrase verbatim. Take heart it is a right of passage, a journey of self (and flag pad) discovery, for truly that night (or day, or ungodly hour) you became a man/woman/Transcendent Other... or at least slightly more competent in a computer game. But most importantly you have now earned the plaudits of we the fickle peanut gallery and the right to be fickle and peanutty to those yet to learn your moderately annoying lesson of flags and where to stick them.

What i'm trying to say is god job, thanks for contributing, and figuring out where it goes on your own is more than some people manage, also I apologize for people being asshats (except for me i'm always in the right and if you think i'm not it's probably you). cheers
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Re: Random in-game quotes

Post by Megumeru on Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:44 am

"Who would like a new paint-job? It's called 'bullet holes'" -- Megumeru

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