Random in-game quotes
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Random in-game quotes
"How do I land". - random guy.
"The Panther is a Bitch's bomber". - Xron/Neioxet
"How the hell do I aim?" - random guy. ( first week of game on steam)
"The Viper is the Lady's fighter". Xron/Neioxet
"The Sidewinder is missilicious". Vanity
"Swordfish is estrogen escort". - Xron/Vanity/Neioxet
More coming...
"The Panther is a Bitch's bomber". - Xron/Neioxet
"How the hell do I aim?" - random guy. ( first week of game on steam)
"The Viper is the Lady's fighter". Xron/Neioxet
"The Sidewinder is missilicious". Vanity
"Swordfish is estrogen escort". - Xron/Vanity/Neioxet
More coming...
Vanity- Posts : 544
Join date : 2012-07-06
Age : 29
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
"My first CA game of the night, and I have to peel off dozens of carrier leeches" - a dedicated defender a week back on the Euro server, wish I'd caught his/her name. Carrier leech is such an apt description for a well-piloted bomber.
longshot- Posts : 883
Join date : 2012-06-05
Age : 56
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
I'm a drifting virgin - I think Nico above the law said this.
Why are there no more turrets? - random guy/gal
I will edit this post to add some more later. It's getting a bit late
Why are there no more turrets? - random guy/gal
I will edit this post to add some more later. It's getting a bit late
Vanity- Posts : 544
Join date : 2012-07-06
Age : 29
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
AgentofChange: "How could you let your kill count get higher than anyone on my team!?"
Loki: "If you don't like my kill count, you know the proper way to file a complaint"
"He's sitting on top of the carrier with a Swordfish. ...Out of context, that may be one of the weirdest things I have ever said." - Loki
Jazzycat: "We always seem to just miss each other on Vent. Like two ships passing!"
Loki: "That's better than two kidney stones passing..."
Complex Lain: *spit take*
"I'm 4 shots in and my girlfriend is changing in the room; I'm trying to look at the game, booze, and boobs!" - Lord Static
"Abstractness, that's just cruel! *cough* Killin' a guy when he's trying to take a hit!" - Snubby
EveryRookieEvar: "How do I x, y, or z?"
Loki: "moonbreakers.forumotion.com"
Loki: "If you don't like my kill count, you know the proper way to file a complaint"
"He's sitting on top of the carrier with a Swordfish. ...Out of context, that may be one of the weirdest things I have ever said." - Loki
Jazzycat: "We always seem to just miss each other on Vent. Like two ships passing!"
Loki: "That's better than two kidney stones passing..."
Complex Lain: *spit take*
"I'm 4 shots in and my girlfriend is changing in the room; I'm trying to look at the game, booze, and boobs!" - Lord Static
"Abstractness, that's just cruel! *cough* Killin' a guy when he's trying to take a hit!" - Snubby
EveryRookieEvar: "How do I x, y, or z?"
Loki: "moonbreakers.forumotion.com"
Re: Random in-game quotes
lol awesome
SuPerKen- Posts : 256
Join date : 2012-06-04
Age : 47
Location : Alaska
Re: Random in-game quotes
"A couple dozen people with almost nothing better to do cried out suddenly and were silenced." - myself, following a crash
Loki: "Yeah but not with me."
AgentofChange: "I did file a complaint several times, with my quad machine guns."AgentofChange: "How could you let your kill count get higher than anyone on my team!?"
Loki: "If you don't like my kill count, you know the proper way to file a complaint"
Loki: "Yeah but not with me."
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
Join date : 2012-06-03
Age : 42
Location : Baltimore, MD
Re: Random in-game quotes
Random newb during top-tier free week: "hunter! Why the &$@& are you flying a sidewinder? That thing can't kill @&?&"
Me: oh really?
(tripled his kills)
Me: oh really?
(tripled his kills)
hunter5991- Posts : 57
Join date : 2012-06-18
Re: Random in-game quotes
here are some of my obnoxious quotes that will turn into a real master of the asshatery arts in no time!
when the teams arent very balanced in my favor
''this teams is less balanced than nazi germany vs poland''(no offense to polish players but that was a massacre and i hope its doesnt happen again)
''i ve seen more balanced battles between nazi germany and france!''(ditto to all french players)
when some oportunistic dirty communist decides to take my prey
[insert shameless pinko name here] you are a kill stealing judas!
[looks into score list and sees more than 10 assist] holy mother of... 12 assist you are all a bunch of kill stealing judases!
when some ninja wanna be ambushes me
[insert testicleless pilot name here]you are a back pokin snake!
[same as above] backstabing fraud!
some times those beings cannot understand they are acting like a shameless rogue and take offense when you try to persuade them of using more manly tactics
so i suggest being a little considerate and with a modern english gentleman voice say to them
''you sir are a coward and a ruffian!''
when i take revenge upon those frack ninjas...
i hope i didn't scare you with my head 2 head dogfighting!
and thats for now im tired...
when the teams arent very balanced in my favor
''this teams is less balanced than nazi germany vs poland''(no offense to polish players but that was a massacre and i hope its doesnt happen again)
''i ve seen more balanced battles between nazi germany and france!''(ditto to all french players)
when some oportunistic dirty communist decides to take my prey
[insert shameless pinko name here] you are a kill stealing judas!
[looks into score list and sees more than 10 assist] holy mother of... 12 assist you are all a bunch of kill stealing judases!
when some ninja wanna be ambushes me
[insert testicleless pilot name here]you are a back pokin snake!
[same as above] backstabing fraud!
some times those beings cannot understand they are acting like a shameless rogue and take offense when you try to persuade them of using more manly tactics
so i suggest being a little considerate and with a modern english gentleman voice say to them
''you sir are a coward and a ruffian!''
when i take revenge upon those frack ninjas...
i hope i didn't scare you with my head 2 head dogfighting!
and thats for now im tired...
Viking Jack- Posts : 497
Join date : 2012-06-19
Age : 37
Re: Random in-game quotes
I prefer "You sir, are a cad and a bounder"
longshot- Posts : 883
Join date : 2012-06-05
Age : 56
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
I can see that this thread will soon be filled with hilarious quotes.
Vanity- Posts : 544
Join date : 2012-07-06
Age : 29
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
"&@#$%!@&#%&##!!!" ājazzycat, starting your mornings/ending your evenings with a healthy dose of Gamers' Tourettes!
jazzycat: "Potato!"
Snubby: "Oh look, Jazzy's learnt to count to potato!"
jazzycat: "FU, Snubby..."
"Goodbye, Lain...." āSnubby.
"Oh my god! What was that? What just HAPPENED, jazzy?!" āComplex Lain, upon successfully hitting with a torp with a scrambling rage cat on his bomber's tail, lol... ye olde bastard!
"Damn you, Loki..."
"Yep."
āLoki being a tricksy nuisance, as usual.
jazzycat: "Potato!"
Snubby: "Oh look, Jazzy's learnt to count to potato!"
jazzycat: "FU, Snubby..."
"Goodbye, Lain...." āSnubby.
"Oh my god! What was that? What just HAPPENED, jazzy?!" āComplex Lain, upon successfully hitting with a torp with a scrambling rage cat on his bomber's tail, lol... ye olde bastard!
"Damn you, Loki..."
"Yep."
āLoki being a tricksy nuisance, as usual.
jazzycat- Posts : 416
Join date : 2012-06-05
Age : 43
Location : Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
"That's no moon!" - No idea who. Lol'd.
Also.
Zap. Zap Zap. Zap.
Also.
Zap. Zap Zap. Zap.
ZigZagJoe- Posts : 70
Join date : 2012-06-19
Re: Random in-game quotes
"Holy **** that's not a Mamba!" -me after flying head on into a Krait's guns
opcow- Posts : 16
Join date : 2012-07-06
Location : abq
Re: Random in-game quotes
"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer
"Oh **** ! It's Zhoul ! We're screwed !" -- Almond-Stash (or something like that)
"How do you rank up?" -- Random newcomer
"There you are, Verktology !" -- Nico Above the Law
"Hello, Verk", Nico said. "Hello, Nico", Verk replied. *Looked behind* "Oh **** ! I am screwed !" -- Verk vs Nico in a match XD
"Not now ! Not now !" -- Verkytr, chasing down ace bombers firing torps
"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD
"Bomber, Bomber, Bomber !" -- Pretty much anyone these days lol XD
"*Cackling laugh*" -- Verkytr, as always lol
"Oh **** ! It's Zhoul ! We're screwed !" -- Almond-Stash (or something like that)
"How do you rank up?" -- Random newcomer
"There you are, Verktology !" -- Nico Above the Law
"Hello, Verk", Nico said. "Hello, Nico", Verk replied. *Looked behind* "Oh **** ! I am screwed !" -- Verk vs Nico in a match XD
"Not now ! Not now !" -- Verkytr, chasing down ace bombers firing torps
"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD
"Bomber, Bomber, Bomber !" -- Pretty much anyone these days lol XD
"*Cackling laugh*" -- Verkytr, as always lol
Last edited by Verkytr on Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:08 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Added another hilarious quotes)
Verkytr- Posts : 33
Join date : 2012-06-22
Age : 34
Location : Jakarta, Indonesia
Re: Random in-game quotes
Verkytr wrote:"Oh **** ! It's Zhoul ! We're screwed !" -- Almond-Stash (or something like that)
ROFL
Or more commonly:
Oh shite it's zhoul! ... frack, he's on my team I'm not aloud to kill him. -A bunch of Vent users
Vent user: I'm On Zhoul!
Zhouls teammate: Okay I'll wait til your done.
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
Join date : 2012-06-03
Age : 42
Location : Baltimore, MD
Re: Random in-game quotes
Xron: [Pulls up behind Nico]
Nico: OH ****
Xron: [Insta kills Nico]
This doesn't sound that funny... until it happens ten times a match... for twenty matches straight.
Nico: OH ****
Xron: [Insta kills Nico]
This doesn't sound that funny... until it happens ten times a match... for twenty matches straight.
Xron- Posts : 225
Join date : 2012-06-20
Re: Random in-game quotes
Agent of Change wrote:"A couple dozen people with almost nothing better to do cried out suddenly and were silenced." - myself, following a crash
I was on that night and I think every single person on Vent was laughing pretty hard. Good times
bbarley76- Posts : 29
Join date : 2012-06-25
Location : Joplin, MO
Re: Random in-game quotes
"I'm not flying with a team called Toilet Paper" of (TP)- The Swarve
"So how do I attach (insert team tag) to my screen name?" - Hopeful pilot(s) unaware of recruitment process.
"F you Marv" - Jazzycat
"F you Marv" - Snubby
"F you Marv" - Nico
etc...
My ship usually explodes at this point.
Amusing names...
MyBalls have augered in.
SaggingBalls need support
In fact any name with Balls in it has huge amusement potential
"So how do I attach (insert team tag) to my screen name?" - Hopeful pilot(s) unaware of recruitment process.
"F you Marv" - Jazzycat
"F you Marv" - Snubby
"F you Marv" - Nico
etc...
My ship usually explodes at this point.
Amusing names...
MyBalls have augered in.
SaggingBalls need support
In fact any name with Balls in it has huge amusement potential
Marvin Swarve- Posts : 57
Join date : 2012-06-21
Age : 46
Location : NT, Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD
if you have never heard this, you are in for a treat.
Snubby- Posts : 248
Join date : 2012-06-03
Age : 53
Location : Western Massachusetts
Re: Random in-game quotes
Snubby wrote:"Die die die !!" -- Verkytr, in combat high XD
if you have never heard this, you are in for a treat.
You can always hop in vent to hear me say this lol XDDD.
Verkytr- Posts : 33
Join date : 2012-06-22
Age : 34
Location : Jakarta, Indonesia
Re: Random in-game quotes
Lots of balls on Euro west = funtime
Marvin Swarve- Posts : 57
Join date : 2012-06-21
Age : 46
Location : NT, Australia
Re: Random in-game quotes
Verkytr wrote:"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer
"Where do I put the flag ?" -- PilotPirx
Ok, I got the damned thing and it was the first time. (btw: none of you was of any help). So I flew inside the carrier. No effect. So I Alt-Tabbed and had to friggin google it. Eventually I got the Flag at it's place
PilotPirx- Posts : 1
Join date : 2012-07-21
Location : Germany
Re: Random in-game quotes
PilotPirx wrote:Verkytr wrote:"Where do I put the flag ?" -- Random newcomer
"Where do I put the flag ?" -- PilotPirx
Ok, I got the damned thing and it was the first time. (btw: none of you was of any help). So I flew inside the carrier. No effect. So I Alt-Tabbed and had to friggin google it. Eventually I got the Flag at it's place
To be fair you were not the first nor will you be the last to have uttered that particular phrase verbatim. Take heart it is a right of passage, a journey of self (and flag pad) discovery, for truly that night (or day, or ungodly hour) you became a man/woman/Transcendent Other... or at least slightly more competent in a computer game. But most importantly you have now earned the plaudits of we the fickle peanut gallery and the right to be fickle and peanutty to those yet to learn your moderately annoying lesson of flags and where to stick them.
What i'm trying to say is god job, thanks for contributing, and figuring out where it goes on your own is more than some people manage, also I apologize for people being asshats (except for me i'm always in the right and if you think i'm not it's probably you).
Agent of Change- Posts : 551
Join date : 2012-06-03
Age : 42
Location : Baltimore, MD
Re: Random in-game quotes
"Who would like a new paint-job? It's called 'bullet holes'" -- Megumeru
Megumeru- Posts : 14
Join date : 2012-06-06
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