You foolishly Thought I was gone...

In haiku Format,
I return most triumphant,
witness my glory.

Glorious is agent,
Whose unit is a wonder,
Measure in my name.

Greatness returning,
To those who foolishly doubt,
For you a message.

You are very wrong,
Mostly because I say so,
You whiny douchebag.



TLDR; ART!

Through my choice, I pluck the skein of your destiny (yes, yours!) and consign you to wonder for eternity what has altered and what might have been...

i beleive people love colored schemes... also i had grape juice this morning...soo i can totally taste purple... even if it was white grape

Farce wrote:i beleive people love colored schemes... also i had grape juice this morning...soo i can totally taste purple... even if it was white grape

The taste of purple truly transcends the whims of mere color, I must ponder this development in the sub-straits of consensual reality and ponder deeply my navel... as orange must too have a flavor separate though from it's eponymous fruit lest the theory interconnectedness of everything be born true and the sleeper wakes.

You left out the "missiles are OP" option.

i beleive all words have a flavor... *navel for example must be gross.. i think maybe dirt.. or hair... or what ever u may dig out of that cavity..

DrunkenMonkey wrote:You left out the "missiles are OP" option.

Don't say i never did nothing for you, because I did not do nothing for you. it may not be the nothing you wanted but bask in the not nothing that is something I have bestowed. Bus decry the creul fates that that prevent your ample choice to go unselected by it's envisioning mind because the universe is a cruel bitch. (And quite hot in black leather and an SS cap. The whip really does it for Sol, was anyone else aware that our solar system was into inter galactic BDSM?)

im mad as hell and in not gonna take it anymore.

i require a bunch of nukes and the means to launch them in great numbers with pinpoint accuracy

also i demand a beer, an underage female human-cat hybrid and puppies lots of puppies!

Viking Jack wrote:im mad as hell and in not gonna take it anymore.

i require a bunch of nukes and the means to launch them in great numbers with pinpoint accuracy

also i demand a beer, an underage female human-cat hybrid and puppies lots of puppies!

I'd recommend serving the puppies with red wine instead of beer.

So there I was driving home:

Radio: "And in this hour on NPR..."
VOice: Agent....
ME: Not now car I'm driving
Radio: "The Romney campaign has released a new ad...."
Voice: Agent...
Me: damminit car i'm going home, let me listen to the radio
Radio: "The Obama campaign has responded...."
*WHIP CRACK*
Voice: AGENT!
Me Oouch! RIght in the perception of reality... heyyyy why is that Ford Explorer now a plaid elephant.
Voice: AGENT pay attention to me, It's the universe.
Me: I heard you the first time. what is it universe?
Universe: I don't think you should punish the intoxicated primate...
Me:Huh?
Universe: He came up with a good idea, and he should be able to change his vote...
Me: you are right!... where did that elephant go? I should allow him to change his vote...
Universe: right well...
Me: I'll let everyone change their vote!
Universe: wai..
Me: And I'll randomly change the poll categories!
Universe: that's not wha...
Me: You've shown me the way Universe!
Universe: Agent I..
Me: No need to thank me I'm just in it to spread the love of an ever shifting ..
Universe: You don...
Me: universe where perception is malleable and everythign changes according to my whim...
Universe: I didn't sa....
Me: thank you for granting me these gods like power universe. You're the best.
Universe: you shouldn...
ME: LALALALALALA I CAN"T HEAR YOOOOOUUUUUU

And so theis thread will now have more randomness and you can change your vote, which is good because what you voted for might not be what you voted for at (random to you) intervals.

Yaaaaayyyyy Chaos!

im tired of wine! its one of the reasons why im mad! i want beer lots of beer!

P.S: azathot and nyarlathotep > cthulhu

P.S2: im still mad and i already knew about the pony conspiracy!

P.S3: i dont care if i get eaten first i still want the total annihilitation of mankind and justin bieber

P.S4: where is that underage female human-cat hybrid i demanded earlier? the kilrathi empire ins't going to rebuild itself you know?

Viking Jack wrote:P.S4: where is that underage female human-cat hybrid i demanded earlier? the kilrathi empire ins't going to rebuild itself you know?

Holy shite you've just torn the time/space continuum with that reference. congrats that's hard

Kilrathi are too aggressive for their own good.

DrunkenMonkey wrote:Kilrathi are too aggressive for their own good.

well thats some nasty speciecist comment you made there,

humanity doesnt understand the kilrathi, being bloodlusted its part of their predator nature, you cant discriminate them just because they want to be happy and tear you apart in the process besides its mother nature you should vent your anger on,
she was the pro nazi bitch who gave them superior genetics and a predator behavior it wasnt their choice you know? they have rights and feelings too, you big ugly bigot!

Maybe they shouldn't have broken our Non-Aggression Pact, then!

DrunkenMonkey wrote:Maybe they shouldn't have broken our Non-Aggression Pact, then!

oh plz a non aggression pact for the kilrathi!, thats almost as unfair as the treaty versailles! whats next a galactic geneva convention?!

The kilrathi MADE ME DO it.... i didn't want to but the gave me cute little kittlings and sharp knives and who can resist a kittling and a knife i mean really!.

Sorry, but there's just no room for them in my Sakkra's subterranean farms.

not only im still mad this thread and its constant changes goes against my ultra right wing conservationist ideals

still the prestige ships stole my bike the other day...

The lord of Change has commanded it be so.

I am bound to use my reality warping abilities only to the benefit of no one

*belly-button lickety-spit*

jazzycat wrote:*belly-button lickety-spit*

*sputter-guffaw Trip-headwound* Hospital

im still mad but im behind 3 invisible friends so good luck with that

I can't possibly understand why everyone is so mad. Did someone forget the Nutella? I could have sworn I jotted it down for someone to remember... *looks at sticky note with horrendous handwriting* "Give...Agent...a cookie.." *crumples up the paper* Ok, that's it, no more writing sticky notes between bong hits.