You foolishly Thought I was gone...

COOKIE!

~{MFN}~ LCDR McMuffin wrote:I can't possibly understand why everyone is so mad. Did someone forget the Nutella? I could have sworn I jotted it down for someone to remember... *looks at sticky note with horrendous handwriting* "Give...Agent...a cookie.." *crumples up the paper* Ok, that's it, no more writing sticky notes between bong hits.

if im going to express why im so mad i need to go on an endless socio-political rant that would mindrape every living being and unliving too, even my words are insufficient in describing the total insult to humanity that this situation has provided...

so lets just say that a prestige ship stole my bike

also yesterday i asked my invisible friends to go on a killing spree, i hope they dont keep me waiting

In deep contemplation last night, I realized that flying through space is much like swimming. So I'm going around the galaxy in a big metal boat with shiny guns and missiles.

The moral of the story is, I really should keep playing this game high. BRING ON THE BAKED GOODS MADE BY BAKED PEOPLE (but preferably not made of baked people, might be a tad stringy.)

MOAR COOKIES... writing stuff while baked off your nut results in some strange crap at times... after one such night, once found my notepad on my table open to a new page, and all that was written there was "and suddenly... i knew EVERYTHING" (triple-underlined)

You always tend to write the best stuff whilst high as a Boeing 747. Point in case, here's an excerpt from my notebook:

- Buy a falcon
- Name it Tracy
- Fight Crime
- ??????
- Get waffles.

Once more the inexorable winds of fate.. i.e. my inconstant approach to life, have whipped the discussion and poll into a blender of ... What!!?

-Review
-Revise
-Select
-??????
-PROFIT (for me mostly because the "????" is where you don't remember things because i pistol whipped you and stole your money. you see in the end everything works out for me. Consider it an involuntary donation in support of the joy i bring you.)

so an object the size of a pea moving at 90% of light speed has the same impact force of 7 nukes and any object at 100% light speed has infinite mass, so if i create a device to accelerate things and myself at the speed of light that means i can destroy planet earth with a hit of my pink bunny slippers?

sort of, the speed of light is unattainable because as you approach it, time dilates making it require an infinite amount of time to do accelerate enough.

i have considered a device called a 'sun cannon' before - it would take more resources than are available in a solar system, and it would basically be a stellar-scale coilgun launching stars and near light speed. aim this progeny of unfathomable size and energy requirements at some alien who looked at you wrong, and watch with amazement as entire suns are catapulted at them to annihilate their entire solar system within a few hours... patent pending

the-anger wrote:sort of, the speed of light is unattainable because as you approach it, time dilates making it require an infinite amount of time to do accelerate enough.

i have considered a device called a 'sun cannon' before - it would take more resources than are available in a solar system, and it would basically be a stellar-scale coilgun launching stars and near light speed. aim this progeny of unfathomable size and energy requirements at some alien who looked at you wrong, and watch with amazement as entire suns are catapulted at them to annihilate their entire solar system within a few hours... patent pending

real death stars and relativistic jets are better and cheaper you only need to learn how to cause and aim them



after all those poor possible life forms got obliterated all i can say is.



as for the light speed things that motherf***** chronos always messing in my bussines!

I once typed this on a demo word processor in an office supply store:

Once upon a time there was a little word processor, who lived all alone in an office supply store. Oh sure there were higher powered computers there, but they only laughed at the word processor. All day long people would come by and poke at the little word processors buttons, remark at how quaint it was, and pass on by.

The little word processor hated them all.

I would like to be accelerated to .95 the speed of light when I die.

Only .95?
.96 is where it's at.
I would like to see your body hit a passing electron at that speed, though I would like to view that from VERY far away.

Ferc's body, perhaps.

https://youtu.be/lVefgfmFg9o

Let me quote this great saying by Fibonacci
"0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144..."

....Threadus Ressurectus.....


polls different, i'm great, howdy!

Unspeakable horrors FtW!

On a related note, just watched Cabin in the Woods last night, so...Unspeakable Horrors FtW!

I love that movie!

It's a great flick.

Whedonites unite!

For those interested, I present to you a Whedonite signature tag. ...in retrospect, it could be a little smaller...

You talking about Joss Whedon?
Serenity is an amazing movie!
What if Joss Whedon (Firefly, Serenity), James Cameron (Avatar), and George Lucas (Star Wars) worked together on a movie?
The epicness melts the mind!

After the epic bodges Lucas made of the StarWars prequels and remixing of the originals, I'm rather glad he's decided to officially retire before he could make new sequels. He's got some good ideas, but I could have done without his grade-school attempt at portraying relationships.
Swap out Lucas for Peter Jackson and you've got something worth talking about.

Nightwing wrote:You talking about Joss Whedon?
Serenity is an amazing movie!
What if Joss Whedon (Firefly, Serenity), James Cameron (Avatar), and George Lucas (Star Wars) worked together on a movie?
The epicness melts the mind!

My understanding is that Joss Whedon doesn't like George Lucas in person, awesomeness of his work be damned. If that's true, combined with the fact that James Cameron, like Lucas, tends to have limited flexibility about his vision, & the only epicness coming from that trio would be an epic film giant grid lock.

Loki wrote:
Swap out Lucas for Peter Jackson and you've got something worth talking about.

second this.

I saw the topic in my emails
"You foolishly Thought I was gone..."
And I had huge hope for a moment that it was WJ